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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

"She is my Hayley’s comet."

Who the frick said that line? It’s been stuck in my head for hours and idk I just can’t stop thinking somebody please help.

jakemalik:

if you’re always online at the same time as me even if we don’t speak and we just reblog posts from each other we are friends in some way u can’t deny it 

aerialsquid:

okaysional:

itsdftbalex:

sammy-spock-dalek:

peace-flowers-freedom-happiness:

retrogasm:

100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds

this is actually the most amazing thing i watched it twice

Oh snap, this is brilliant!

I’ve watched this video so many times I love it a lot.

Oh hot reservoir, this is my marmalade

Sorta loving the bit in the forties where the guy wanders off for a few seconds.

youarefuckingmajestic:

IF YOUR BODY IS SORE OR TIRED THEN LET IT REST, DON’T PUSH YOURSELF. YOU ARE A SUPER IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL LIL CUPCAKE AND YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY.

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
wewewe-soexcited:

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

I want to raise my kids to be like this
wewewe-soexcited:

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

I want to raise my kids to be like this

wewewe-soexcited:

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

I want to raise my kids to be like this

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

beefdip:

omfg i want them!
beefdip:

omfg i want them!
beefdip:

omfg i want them!
beefdip:

omfg i want them!

beefdip:

omfg i want them!

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

image

WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

bodygo:

decided to burn some calories today

bodygo:

decided to burn some calories today