i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
"She is my Hayley’s comet."
Who the frick said that line? It’s been stuck in my head for hours and idk I just can’t stop thinking somebody please help.
if you’re always online at the same time as me even if we don’t speak and we just reblog posts from each other we are friends in some way u can’t deny it
IF YOUR BODY IS SORE OR TIRED THEN LET IT REST, DON’T PUSH YOURSELF. YOU ARE A SUPER IMPORTANT AND SPECIAL LIL CUPCAKE AND YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY.
i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
- kid: dad whats a 69
- dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]